My 4-year-old was dramatically protesting SOME very unfortunate (obvious to her only) mistreatment in her life…
And she was doing it at a loud wail.
With a bunch of pitchy screeches.
It was enough. I was trying to work, and I couldn’t concentrate at all.
So, I did what all moms always say they will NEVER do but ALWAYS do (see the hilarity right there). I shouted from the other room…
STOP CRYING RIGHT NOW OR I WILL EAT YOUR CHOCOLATE!
Oh, no. I didn’t stop there. I went on…
Is that crying I still hear?
Crying is getting a bit softer, but there is a bit of remaining whining…
That’s IT! I’m getting up right now to go and get your chocolate. I will eat every last bite! Don’t make me do it!
I was actually looking for an excuse to eat chocolate.
“Average Ada” age 2 at the NLC
Keep soaring, our girl!
I can seriously not stop laughing. My daughter, my firstborn, my pride and utter joy has written two different things that she would like me to help edit. The first is part one of a children’s book—seriously the cutest book ever. Can’t wait to share it with you here!
And then. Then there is her resume. My daughter is saving all of her gift and babysitting money to buy a phone. But, as we all know, phones are very expensive. Well, my little ray of sunshine, my decade plus 2 daughter, will see her Nana and Papa for a few weeks this summer, so she has decided to submit a resume for them. On her resume, which I won’t share the entire thing, she wrote: Average student. If that was not brutally honest enough, the rest would make you laugh out loud.
Things such as: Good at—Loving her grandparents. And so much more.
My “Average Daughter” is just so ABOVE AVERAGE in the good feels department!
And, to be fair to her, she studies in the Polish language, all her subjects. So those average grades are really QUITE impressive for me 😉 Her father and I will take them, at least! I can barely help her study for her History or Science tests (no smile and wink here).
Oh, my average daughter, I love you so average PLUS much!
Thanks for bringing sunshine to my EVERY DAY!!!!!!!