You’ve all seen them.
You know they’re coming.
It’s not if. It’s when.
There’s no stopping them.
It’s the Mombies!!!!
You have time.
First, they must: “Insert Coffee To Begin”
Next: finish taking horrible Mombie selfies
In the end, these two things will give you a chance to flee.
But not really.
At your next recital or game or award ceremony or concert — or just even when you walk in the door from school with friends, these Mombies will be there. Yes, perhaps, slightly better dressed and maybe even hair and makeup done — but plain ol’ embarrassing Mombies they will always be.
DISCLAIMER: My children did not approve this picture or message. Both mortify them (smile and wink). Just doing my job, folks. Doing my job. #mombievictory