Did you ever see that child? You know—the one in public NAKED as the day he was born? Except it’s been a few years since he was born.
I have seen that kid around town A LOT lately.
He’s naked at the nearby lake.
He’s naked at the school playground.
He’s naked at a local transitional home for formerly homeless men.
He’s practically naked at church.
Yep. I have seen that kid A LOT—and every time I see him, I wonder—WHY IN THE WORLD DON’T HIS PARENTS MAKE HIM PUT ON HIS CLOTHES?????
It drives me NUTS!
And then I realize I am that naked kid’s mom.
And all of that public nudity is my problem.
And what am I going to do about it???
Well, considering I have two toddlers and no sanity—I guess naked he shall remain.
He won’t go to kindergarten like this, will he?